Post by account_disabled on Dec 13, 2017 1:20:09 GMT -5
Hi all,
I like how the developers finally put me in a game. I had to traumatise them with my big gun! STUFF YOU KOSHKA! How is that rodent still alive! Ha ha ha! Made her run for her life! Now I can torment this turret!
Out of my way! Yes! So close to the vain crystal! And without dying! All that training in my epic training regime has paid off! They are too scared to fight me! Stuff my useless team! All they do is gank and stuff!
What is this? KOSHKA! Why you stun me with your stupid ultimate! I will stutter shoot you! I will STAB YOU! I WILL KILL YOU!
Oh wait. How can I attack her while standing position? Damn my fingers. They are too muscular and strengthened for an iPad like this. WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BIG AND STRONG? I HATE this training regime! I HATE this game!
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I like how the developers finally put me in a game. I had to traumatise them with my big gun! STUFF YOU KOSHKA! How is that rodent still alive! Ha ha ha! Made her run for her life! Now I can torment this turret!
Out of my way! Yes! So close to the vain crystal! And without dying! All that training in my epic training regime has paid off! They are too scared to fight me! Stuff my useless team! All they do is gank and stuff!
What is this? KOSHKA! Why you stun me with your stupid ultimate! I will stutter shoot you! I will STAB YOU! I WILL KILL YOU!
Oh wait. How can I attack her while standing position? Damn my fingers. They are too muscular and strengthened for an iPad like this. WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BIG AND STRONG? I HATE this training regime! I HATE this game!
For more details:
Animated Sales Video